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  • 3:13 PM, Nov 10

    First Time Adult

    I went far away to college when I was 17. After two academic quarters the school punitively told me to take a break thanks to my terrible grades.

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  • 9:05 AM, Oct 13

    Naked in public during a job interview

    “Do you want to come interview for a job in Hawai’i?"
    “Maybe. Do you have a job description I can read?"
    “Yes. Your resume.”

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  • 8:11 PM, Jun 24

    I trespassed on Russell Morash's property

    In 2005 I learned the secret location of Norm Abram’s New Yankee Workshop. On August 30th that year I snuck onto the property and took hastily and poorly composed photos of the workshop’s iconic sliding door.

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  • 11:20 AM, Jun 23

    Fabricated Nostalgia

    Anemoia is feeling nostalgia for something you never experienced. What about the regret of being in time and a place you were but did not know it well enough to fully experience?

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  • 10:47 PM, Jun 18

    Craigslist Dog Sprint

    How do I know how close the small black dog came to getting crushed by a sedan’s tire? Because I was nearly hit too chasing it across the street.

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